thornofemberlain.stillwaitingfor.com

Has The Thorn of Emberlain been released yet?

NO.

It has been a while since October 8, 2013.

Refreshing will not help. We tried.

Since then…

Days

0

Weeks

0

Minutes

0

Seconds

0

Leap days

0

Friday the 13ths

0

US elections

0

Olympics

0

Time-passed fun facts

Human milestones

A baby born that day is now 0 years old.

That baby could now: still mastering naps.

They have also leveled up in patience.

Pop-culture time capsule

    In the time it takes…

      Milestone bar

      1 year: Still fine.

      5 years: Huh.

      10 years: Okay this is a lifestyle now.

      15 years: The Gentleman Bastards would have pulled off three more heists by now.

      20 years: We have been conned. Beautifully.

      Grab the books (and a seat)

      You are about to join the rest of us sufferers. Welcome. Bring snacks.

      The Lies of Locke Lamora Red Seas Under Red Skies The Republic of Thieves

      Warning: side effects include elaborate schemes and checking this page weekly.

      Support group

      Need to vent, cope, or celebrate? Join the community at r/gentlemanbastards .